Changes

I've noticed lately that some of my friends have changed.
Or maybe it's me?
Or is it just my perception?
I can't seem to find the answer.

Where Am I?

Sometimes I get the feeling that I grew up too soon.
It hits me really hard and deep.
I think that maybe I missed out on something fun.
Something like a happy childhood.
A carefree relaxed lifestyle.
Something amazing...
And the words

I know you're wise beyond your years, but do you ever get the
fear
That your perfect verse is just a lie you tell yourself to help you get
by?

keep playing in my head.

An End To Human Stupidity

I have come up with a solution for an end to human stupidity.

We should start fining people for being stupid.

Not only would we be encouraging people to stop being stupid but we'd also raise a lot of capital for the country.

I wonder how I would go about putting this plan into action.

I guess I will start fining people tomorrow at school.

She Fell Down A Hill

A long time ago my mom fell down a hill.
I helped her up.
But I couldn't keep from laughing hysterically.

Dreaming

Is something I'll never truly stop doing.
I'll always try to reach for the stars.
Even if it burns.
Isn't following your dreams what life is all about?

Sometimes

I get the feeling that there are tiny little elves that steal my things.

Okay I Did It

I ate all of your Milano cookies.

I couldn't help myself.

They were quite delicious.

Confession

It was I who accidentally set the carpet on fire by setting down the hot iron.

11 Truths

http://lifestyle.msn.com/Relationships/CouplesandMarriage/ArticleRB.aspx?cp-documentid=675120

8/11 of those apply to me.

Idiots

This world is full of idiots.

That makes me really sad.

Sometimes I wish there could be just some mass idiot genocide.

Catch A Falling Star

I always thought it would be super cool if you could catch a falling star and put in in a jar.

That way you could always carry it with you no matter where you went.

You wouldn't ever be lonely.

Gumballs

You know those gumball machines?

When I was a kid I made it my goal to eat all the gumballs in one of those.

Sadly, I never got that far.

I passed out after 50 or so.

But still, I tried.

Now that I think of it, that's a lot of quarters.

Rewind

I always thought it would be awesome to have a machine where you could just rewind life and live it all over again. Relive the happy moments and erase the bad ones.

But that's crazy.