Awkward

My life is just a series of awkward moments.
Strangely, I think I could get used to this.
Every day's an adventure.

You're So Gay

What started out as an inside joke between us all has become absolute truth.
"Wooooooow" is all I have to say.
I've got to hand it to you, you had us all fooled for a while there.
On the bright side, at least now I have the gay best friend I've been looking for.
Still, it kinda sucks that all the guys I ever have an interest for turn out to be gay or uninterested.
*faceplant*